American Music Club: The President's Test For Physical Fitness

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Songtext:
Once upon a time me and vudi met kitzbuehl
A major american rock star in a shop
We were immediately jealous of his hair
And his fuel-injected sports cock
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He made the usual stupid sexual jokes
About the way he comes on top
But i could tell it was a lie
By the way that he walked Weihnachtliche Bildschirmschoner

How did you pass the presiden'ts test
Even if i can't match your ability to compete
At least give me a chance to cheat Häuser Ratingen

He said, "are you losers making fun
Of our serious vocation?
You just gotta bring the music to the people man Immobilien Aachen
And then go score a hole in one."

The pleasures of a treadmill and the factory
Took all the innocence from his eyes monrose konzerttermine
Leaving him to spurt unashamed
By the size of his dull suprise

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I never felt honest telling those virutous lies
And my toupee always gets into my eyes

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I don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore

I said, "the only thing that we're good for Hausverwaltung in Köln
Is being forgotten."
And i know you're big enough of a star
To make sure that the job gets done
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How do you pass the president's test
I swear one day they'll build a monument
To the man with the most reasons for his embarassment

How do you pass the president's test
No i don't even want to know my score
I don't know who's telling me the truth anymore